Let Me Hear You, Lefties!

I love my lefties here at The Cave! For me there’s no sweeter swing than from a left-hander, be it from the back tees or in the batter’s box (just check out some videos of Ken Griffey Jr’s swing sometime). There aren’t too many lefties on the Tour today, but the few that are playing sure get a lot of attention from me: Phil Mickelson, Bubba Watson, Mike Weir and Tim Wilkinson are some of my favorite golfers! Who’s your favorite LH’d golfer?

And while I may not have as much LH golf gear as I do for the righties right now, rest assured that this Caveman’s workin’ hard to keep bringing more left-handed golf equipment to you every day! What lefty golf clubs would you like to see me stock?

Finally, I’m lookin’ for the best left-handed golf joke! The only one I’ve heard isn’t great, so I know there’s gotta be a better one out there:

A husband asks his wife, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”
“After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”

“If I died and you remarried,” the husband asks, “would he live in this house?”
“We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess he would.”

“If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house,” the husband asks, “would he sleep in our bed?”
“Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000. It’s going to last a long time, so I guess he would.”

“If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house and slept in our bed, would he use my golf clubs?”
“Oh, no!” the wife replies. “He’s left-handed!”

Post your own joke in the comments below, or shoot it to me on your favorite social network – I’m on Twitter, FaceBook and MySpace!

-Scratch the Golfin’ Caveman

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