Caveman Contest: Personalized Golf Balls
I’ve been lookin’ fer some more golf balls recently as I’ve been sinking more into the water than the hole. You just have to fight geese for yer ball, Ol’ Scratch here fights plesiosaurs. Hittin’ it into the bushes isn’t any better. There aren’t rabbits on my course; there are R.O.U.S.’s sneakin’ up on me. Even if I do get one on the fairway, Neanderthals keep mistakin’ my ball for theirs. That’s when I have to use my clubs as…well…clubs. So long story short, I need more golf balls. I’ve been thinkin’ this time I’m gettin’ personalized ones this time. That usually can be expensive, but my favorite site is havin’ a sale this week. Wonder what my new balls should say….
Funny Personalized Golf Balls One-Liners
Pick it up
Return to sender
Don’t even think about it
NOT YOUR BALL
Fore?
Marco?!
Beyond here be dragons
MIA
Warning: I can’t swim
The hole is my home!
Personalized Golf Ball Gift Ideas
- Golf Ball Par-scription
A set of golf balls can be included in a prescription bottle with a personalized label detailing the name and dosage. You can include as a dosage anything from “play once a day,” “take with beer” or “take daily to relieve stress.” The label can further be decorated to mimic a prescription bottle, with things such as a pharmacy name, a doctor (possibly use a famous golfer’s name) and warning labels. On each golf ball, a name can also be printed.
- Personalizing Camouflage Golf Balls
A popular joke is that camouflage will render anything invisible, so when golf balls go missing after a bad swing some golfers might feel the golf ball was camouflaged. Camouflage balls can actually be purchased and personalized with a golf ball stamp or even a permanent marker. These balls could be accompanied with a note with a humorous saying such as: “Now you have an excuse for not being able to find your balls.”
CONTEST!
Got a great one-liner you’d put on a golf ball? Leave it as a comment on this blog and you’ll automatically be enterin’ my Funniest Personalized Golf Ball Contest! Simply submit a funny 3-line or less imprint for a personalized golf ball as a comment here before Midnight ET on Wednesday, 8/8. My caveman crew’ll select the best of the bunch and put it up to a vote on my Facebook page, with the winner gettin’ $25 in Caveman Cash!
*****Edited 8/9 ******
Thanks for all your entries; the contest is now closed. The winner will be posted on Friday.
You think I look bad, you should see the other guy!
“Can you help me find the fairway?”
Like my dimples?
Gingernuts
I didn’t want this ball anyway
You can have it.
Oh SH*T
HELLO?? Anyone there?
That’s How I Roll!
I’m not lost
So I got that going for me
Which is nice
this ball belongs to
(un)Lucky Jim
It felt like a good swing.
Open for adoption
I’m too good for my home
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir.
And I NEVER slice.
Beach Bum OR Left for dead.
Propert of fairway
Please return ASAP
See the ball
Now see your nagging wife
Now hit the ball!!
Will you treat me better than the previous owner?
Oh, yeah… FORE!
If found..return to hole!
If found, call my
lawyer; he’s
expecting you. Sry
My balls are dimpled…
Found: One of my excuses.
I will be telling my co workers
how I almost had the perfect game.
Don’t ever leave me because I will find you!
I like it rough 😉
Hit me.
Titanic was nothing compared to me!
Oh look at all the fishes!
This ball was
in my anus
wash your hands
Can i put it?
Mulligan?
Birdie Hunter
John 3:16
If you found this
you must need
lessons too!
I see your just as bad as my previous owner!
Thou shall not touch other men’s balls! -Moses
Talking to me won’t
Help. Unless it’s
Your opponents turn.
If found, you’re swimming in the hazard.
This was my “practice shot”
Tiger’s Former Mistress
EPIC FAIL
Oops…that’s not the one I wanted
Noonan!!
Shhhhh…I’m hiding on Studa
Shoulda went fishing…
If you’re gonna play with my balls, you should at least buy me a beer first.
Lost Ball Return To:
Me @ 1-800-Free-Ball
Reward Free Mulligans
AH I’M DROWNING!!
Are we there yet?
Yours is 30 yds. Back
KISS
Keep. It.
Simple. Stupid.
“Yeah I hit a tee SO WHAT!”
“yeah I hit tree SO WHAT”
Shoulda played from the forward tees
SHHH i’m escaping..
I’m not lost… just taking the scenic route
Just Taaaaaaap Me In.
My Ball Sinks
When it hits
ROCK BOTTOM
I usually hit a fade
Sorry, but the wind took it.
Don’t look at me!!!
Not the kind of
Birdie I was
looking for
I’m an egg not a ball
Purchased from Rock Bottom Golf
Don’t worry, at their prices, you
Know I have a lot more to lose!
The one who finds
The most of my lost balls
WINS!
Never up, never in!
That’s what she said!
Hole’s that way chief
<——-
WANTED!! ASAP!!
Golf Lessons w/Experience
Reward Free Ball From Me.
This stinks I paid
$50 for dozens of these
And I lost everyone.
Nike
Just Hook It!
hello new guy!
hopefully this one
wears underwear
Please drop in hole
your’e way out here too?
u suck like my last owner
Look Out Trees…
Here I Come!
Help!!!
I Can’t Swim!
Can you please
grab my BALLZ
for me sir?
You touch…
MY BALL!…
YOUR SWIMMING!
You think I lost a lot of balls today….you should have seen the Eagles play football….go Raiders….
You know you have a problem when you go to the swapmeet and see all of your embroidered balls being sold for 25 cents each.
You know you have a bigger problem when you see your driver that landed in the water being sold next to the 25 cent golf balls…
GOLF..BEER..WOMEN..
yes dear your the women…
return to sender….
Wish this was Nascar Then I could turn left!
Take a Lesson!
In Da’ Woods, not Tiger’s either.
My balls stink!
Beating you kid…
At golf… Priceless
Beating your kid..
At golf….priceless
Dear, Mr. Cheap Ass
Find your own ball…
So much for 59!!!
Told you I could find it!
WHOOPS!!!
You have one ball.
Now you know how
Lance Armstrong feels!
Does this ProV1 look
Like your Pink Flying Lady?
Get away, this is not your ball!!
Your’s is in the thick stuff.
I found one one time that was personalized “Oh Shit!” Can’t bring myself to hit it. I keep it in my bag for a good chuckle on a bad round!
Hazard Magnet
YOLO
Swing Hard
Who, me? No, I’m the Provisional!!!!
Does this make me look fat?
Gunga Galunga…
Hiding from Mrs.Titleist
NOONAN!!!
PLAY FASTER
total consciousness
…the Cinderella story, out of nowhere…
I don’t listen so you may as well throw me back where you found me.
Put it in the hole…..
thats what she said
KISS MY BALLS
Ahh.. Another round trip vacation.
Just TAAAPP it in!
“Throw me that way <-"
Guess what my handicap is – My Swing!
Return me to the
beverage cart
for a free drink!
“It’s you, not me”
as in, its your swing not the ball.
“Yeah it really went that far”
Buy balls..
Lose balls..
Circle of Golf..
Come here often?????
If you find this ball
Keep it!!
It wasn’t my day
HAPPY LOOK OUT!!!
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I’ve had a bad stroke
This will cost me money.
Putt me back