I’ve been lookin’ fer some more golf balls recently as I’ve been sinking more into the water than the hole. You just have to fight geese for yer ball, Ol’ Scratch here fights plesiosaurs. Hittin’ it into the bushes isn’t any better. There aren’t rabbits on my course; there are R.O.U.S.’s sneakin’ up on me. Even if I do get one on the fairway, Neanderthals keep mistakin’ my ball for theirs. That’s when I have to use my clubs as…well…clubs. So long story short, I need more golf balls. I’ve been thinkin’ this time I’m gettin’ personalized ones this time. That usually can be expensive, but my favorite site is havin’ a sale this week. Wonder what my new balls should say….
Pick it up
Return to sender
Don’t even think about it
NOT YOUR BALL
Beyond here be dragons
Warning: I can’t swim
The hole is my home!
- Golf Ball Par-scription
A set of golf balls can be included in a prescription bottle with a personalized label detailing the name and dosage. You can include as a dosage anything from “play once a day,” “take with beer” or “take daily to relieve stress.” The label can further be decorated to mimic a prescription bottle, with things such as a pharmacy name, a doctor (possibly use a famous golfer’s name) and warning labels. On each golf ball, a name can also be printed.
- Personalizing Camouflage Golf Balls
A popular joke is that camouflage will render anything invisible, so when golf balls go missing after a bad swing some golfers might feel the golf ball was camouflaged. Camouflage balls can actually be purchased and personalized with a golf ball stamp or even a permanent marker. These balls could be accompanied with a note with a humorous saying such as: “Now you have an excuse for not being able to find your balls.”
Got a great one-liner you’d put on a golf ball? Leave it as a comment on this blog and you’ll automatically be enterin’ my Funniest Personalized Golf Ball Contest! Simply submit a funny 3-line or less imprint for a personalized golf ball as a comment here before Midnight ET on Wednesday, 8/8. My caveman crew’ll select the best of the bunch and put it up to a vote on my Facebook page, with the winner gettin’ $25 in Caveman Cash!
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Thanks for all your entries; the contest is now closed. The winner will be posted on Friday.